THE WODDAFUCKA THING

By Gianluca VALLERO

LABEL NOIR - as PROD / FIN

Crime - Completed 2022

Afro-German DJane Sweety lands a golden deal with a ruthless crime boss—but when the money vanishes overnight, she has just one week to fix the mess, dodge killers, and maybe, somehow, save her own beat.

Festivals
& Awards

Catania Film Fest 2023
Special Mention – Best European Independent Film
Ariano International Film Festival (AIFF) 2023
Official Selection
Montelupo Fiorentino International Independent Film Festival (MIIFF) 2023
Best Comedy
Brighton Rocks International Film Festival (BRIFF) 2023
Honorable Mention
Filmfest Bremen 2023
Best german movie
Deutscher Schauspielpreis 2024
Nomination for Best Leading actress
    • Year of production
    • 2022
    • Genres
    • Crime, Social issues, Black comedy
    • Countries
    • GERMANY
    • Languages
    • GERMAN
    • Budget
    • 0 - 0.3 M$
    • Duration
    • 86 mn
    • Director(s)
    • Gianluca VALLERO
    • Writer(s)
    • Gianluca VALLERO
    • Producer(s)
    • Gianluca VALLERO (Finimondo Productions), Dela DABULAMANZI (Label Noir)
    • Synopsis
    • Afro-Berliner DJane Sweety (Dela Dabulamanzi) finally sees her chance when a powerful boss offers her a lucrative deal. But on the very same night, she is robbed of the entire loot. The boss gives her a week to pay back the debt.

      With a stoic plan in mind, Sweety relentlessly pursues her escape – she has to pull off the big heist. Her only hope: Gino (Carlo Loiudice), a fiery Italian, and his chaotic half-brother Ninja (Marc Philipps), two failed karate instructors. Together, they plan not only to execute the robbery but also to pay the rising rent for their run-down karate school – or even buy it and escape the clutches of the city's ruthless real estate sharks.

      But as Sweety pursues her plan with unshakable determination, Gino and Ninja are left wondering: Can they really trust her? What if Sweety has her own hidden agenda? The heist gets riskier by the minute, and everyone is forced to ask themselves if they’ve picked the right team.